Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Boston sports primer - people who complain about Tuukka Rask taking time off for personal reasons are not Bruins fans, people who complain about Al Horford's contract or play are not Celtics fans, people who bitch about losing to the Titans Sunday are not true Patriots fans and finally people who sing Sweet Caroline at Red Sox games molest collies... Interesting - A bubbling pool of mud is on the move and nobody knows why. Also Bubbling Pool of Mud would be a good name for a Primus cover band or a euphemism for a loose bowel movement... And speaking of bowel movements - sorry but the Chic-fil-A "tonight is nugget night" promotion sounds more like something Danny Thomas or John McAffee would tell their mistress than something geared to make me hungry... Love this photo... Words in a Cunning Order would be a good name for a blog or a publishing company... Don't find someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at the President of Morocco...

2 comments:

  1. The comment about Sweet Caroline is harsh. But fair. I wish I'd have thought of something like that for the fans who used to sing Thank God I'm a Country Boy at Orioles games, especially since I'm a Sox fan.

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  2. People complain about the "pink hats" but it is really Sweet Caroline and the term "Red Sox Nation" that really cause me to grind my teeth.

    Never mind that the song is about Neil Diamond lusting after a prepubescent Caroline Kennedy.

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