Decades ago it was a Friday afternoon and my fraternity was having a "social" at one of the sororities. There was a problem with their tap to the keg so me and a buddy agreed to walk back to our house to get one of ours.
We filled a red solo cup for the short walk home. When we arrived there were three young men in white dress shirts and solid ties waiting for us.
"Jesus wouldn't be happy with what you are doing" one of them said nodding at our Solo cups full of beer.
"Oh really?" said I. "What was Jesus' first miracle?" The man who had spoken knew he was beat. "That's right" said I. "Now get the fuck off my lawn."
They left without a word. My friend was impressed but puzzled. "What was Jesus' first miracle?" he asked.
"Turning water into wine for a party." We grabbed one of our taps, went back to the party and had a great time.
We filled a red solo cup for the short walk home. When we arrived there were three young men in white dress shirts and solid ties waiting for us.
"Jesus wouldn't be happy with what you are doing" one of them said nodding at our Solo cups full of beer.
"Oh really?" said I. "What was Jesus' first miracle?" The man who had spoken knew he was beat. "That's right" said I. "Now get the fuck off my lawn."
They left without a word. My friend was impressed but puzzled. "What was Jesus' first miracle?" he asked.
"Turning water into wine for a party." We grabbed one of our taps, went back to the party and had a great time.
Have a great Sunday. Drink some beer. Jesus would approve.
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