Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

As a Red Sox fan I'm really not comfortable knowing that the guy responsible for hiring Bobby Valentine will also be the guy heavily involved in trying to re-sign Jon Lester... The Simpsons accurately predict the future... Pelosi's Sex Tape would be a good name for a band or fantasy football team... I'm kinda hoping Donald Sterling retains control of the Clippers just to see if Doc Rivers and Chris Paul would really sit out the season... Has it really been 10-years since Varitek smooshed his glove in A-Rod's face?... Frisky Bisuits would also be a good name for a band or fantasy football team... Obscure Snapple Fact - during the course of a year you will swallow two live frogs in your sleep...

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Now in order to win 95 games the Red Sox would have to go 75-38 the rest of the way. Good luck with that... Yesterday a bettor won $6.67 million on the Pick Six at Gulfstream. The cost of the winning ticket was $7,603 which means this was no casual bettor... Jimmy Kimmel's Celebrities Read Mean Tweets... "I went to my doctor and told him 'My penis is burning'. He said that means someone is talking about it" - Gary Shandling... Hollywood is so out of ideas it wouldn't surprise me to see Casablanca II: A Beautiful Friendship starring Aston Kutcher and Charlie Sheen... Ha ha - this was exactly how I felt about the Kayne West / Kim Kardashian wedding!... What would I do for a Klondike Bar? I guess go to the store and pay a buck and a half. That's what I'd do for a Klondike Bar.... Donald Sterling's favorite Christmas song? I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress... Everything science knows about hangovers and how to cure them... "A million Marines could not take Tarawa in a hundred years." Japanese admiral before the US Marines took the island in 3 days...

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

I think the first step for dealing with Donald Sterling would be for billionaire Philip Anschutz, owner of the LA Kings and the Staples Center, to say he's banning Sterling completely from the Staples Center for "security" reasons. That should send the right sort of message. Then the NBA can do what they need to do... Speaking of sending a message to Donald Sterling... Bill Belichick running a half-marathon over the weekend makes me feel out of shape... Very cool... Anyone who spent a good amount of time staying in hotels over the years has at least one story where they almost killed or crippled themselves in the shower... Usually not a fan of selfies but this one is pretty cool... I would love to see a SNL skit of the founder of Pet Rocks going on Shark Tank to try and get funding... Heh heh - honest Wikipedia entries... Women boxing on a roof in the 30's...