Barry Bonds

I was only half-kidding with this post.

However, it may turn out that I was prescient with that observation.

The language in the deal still being negotiated concerns the left fielder's compliance with team rules, as well as what would happen if he were to be indicted or have other legal troubles, according to a person familiar with the negotiations. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of such details....

...."There's a lot involved," Giants general manager Brian Sabean said. "The language is wide-ranging."

I wonder if that language includes Bonds dressing up as the Bob's Big Boy hamburger statute for picture day?