Rumor of the Day

I have it from good sources that Elvis Presley was supposed to make a surprise visit to the set of ESPN's Cold Pizza in Manhattan this morning. The King had decided today would be the day when he would put an end to faking his own death and since it was his 72nd birthday - today was as good a day to re-appear as any.

Elvis chose the show Cold Pizza because it (along with peanutbutter and banana sandwiches) was his favorite food. However, right before entering the studio building Presley had an attack of nervous stomach and the resultant flatulence was so bad that it resulted in hundreds of 911 calls and the cancellation of the Cold Pizza show for the day.

An embarrassed Elvis has decided to go back into seclusion since it was his smelly farts that caused him to fake his own death in the first place.