Daylight Savings

If I were elected President, one of the first things I'd do is put a bill in front of Congress to repeal Daylight Savings. It is a stupid idea and nobody likes it. My approval rating would go through the roof on both sides of the aisle.

Here's five reasons to go on Daylight Savings and then never go back. Never change the clocks again!

Daylight Savings delenda est.