Jokes from This Week in News

Have to look at the humorous side of the news - else you might go crazy.

• Both Linda McMahon and Katherine Maher may find themselves out of a job after this week as the Secretary of Education and the CEO of NPR respectively. They could be the last ever to hold those titles and it's amusing only one really wanted this outcome
• Biden top aid Anthony Bernal became the latest administration insider to plead the 5th when testifying to Congress. He joins personal Biden physician Kevin O’Connor. The two should get together for a book If We Did It
• Think a great idea would be to have two actual clowns in full make-up arguing sports stories of the day as an alternative to Get Up or Undisputed
• First there was the Fire Joe Morgan blog about baseball - why not now have an X or Substack account Lloyd Howell's Strip Club Misadventures about the NFL? That would be amusing.
• Barack Obama may now be remembered by history for a joke about Donald Trump gone horribly, horribly wrong. All because the man makes bad, bad choices
• If Zohran Mamdani is elected mayor - should the Yankees be moved from the American League to the National(ize) League?
• We used to call Coke with real cane sugar - Mexican Coke. Now President Trump is saying his administration is putting real sugar back into Coke-Cola - so is this the MAHA version of changing of Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America?
• Serious question: what do you think gets rebuilt first - Gaza after being destroyed by Israel in a war or the Palisades in Los Angeles after getting burned to the ground? It's really neck and neck at this point.
• Ghislaine Maxwell is reportedly ready to meet with Congress regarding the Epstein files. Suddenly I get a voice in my head going “Danger Will Robinson!”

Jokes from the past week's news offerings.