Have to look at the humorous side of the news - else you might go crazy.
- Keep in mind that Elizabeth Warren is 76 years old. People forget her age or that she outlived Hulk Hogan and Ozzie Osbourne (must be her Indian blood)
- If Alberta does want to become the 51st US state they could use the slogan, "Like Wyoming but with lots of oil"
- America Eagle should lean into the criticism and show the public remarks of some of the "critics" and then say "Buy some of our jeans to show the world you don't agree with or look like our critics"
- "Do you like gladiator movies? I am Spartacus" - Corey Booker probably (NTTAWWT)
- Think if you posted the C-Span videos of the January 6th hearings in Congress but had a cross between the Pop Up Video comments and X's Community notes showing when something was a lie or that additional information was omitted - that would be pretty popular.
- As an aside - how does RFK jr. stay so tan?
- They held a "protest" of The Colbert Show being cancelled and less than two dozen people showed up. CBS executives pointed at the turnout and said "See - that's why we cancelled his show! Nobody cares." Have a feeling that Stephen Colbert's 15 minutes of fame are up.
- A cartoon show titled Peter Strzok in Prison along the lines of a Celebrity Death Match could be pretty funny
Jokes from the past week's news offerings.
My cousin from Calgary told me this weekend that Albertans don't want to become the 51st state at all, they want to be independent. Why would they trade Ottawa's corruption for Washington DC's? Not to mention the fiscal irresponsibility and anti-Christian policies.
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Think an independent Alberta makes much more sense (but then my line wouldn't work)
DeleteA land locked 'independent' Alberta isn't independent at all; is surrounded by hostile neighbors, one it broke up with and one it thinks it's too good for.
ReplyDeleteHad the same initial thought - what would an independent Alberta do to the status of British Columbia? Would they too have to become independent? That might not be an altogether bad idea. At the very least the threat of such a scenario should give Alberta leverage over the government in Ottawa.
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