Jokes from the Week in News

Have to look at the humorous side of the news - else you might go crazy.

• Vladimir Putin says point blank that there would have no war in Ukraine if Donald Trump had been President. Putin, without saying it outright, clearly lays the blame on Joe Biden and the Democrats. People who put up Ukrainian flags in solidarity and voted Democrat last election hardest hit.
• For those keeping score - the Democrats have now come out as pro-crime, pro-illegal immigration, pro-Hamas, and pro-higher prices at the pump. When someone tells you who they are - believe them.
• Getting to the point where stand alone small AI that don't need to be connected to the outside world will be incorporated into most devices instead of IOT. This will be the latest attempt to fool proof devices but never underestimate the ingenuity of fools.
• Beyond Meat files for chapter 11 bankruptcy. I really hope someone has a headline for this story saying "Beyond Bankruptcy".
• The latest rumor is that California Governor Gavin Newsom may name Grima Wormtongue to preplace Adam Schiff.
• It's getting to the point that companies announcing investing less than $10 billion don't even make the news anymore because it's getting dwarfed by other investments in America. In the Bidenomics days that would have been huge news.
• There no doubt in my mind that Adam Schiff will be going to jail for his well documented wrongdoings. He doesn’t get how disposable he is to those he’d seek to serve. An interesting wrinkle would be if the Democrats vote to expel him from the party and California Governor Gavin Newsom moves to replace him with himself since Newsom may feel he has a much better chance of being elected Senator than President.
• Sad that Washington DC was better run when the mayor was on crack than it is under the present administration
• A good nickname for Donald Trump would be President Midas both because of his love of everything colored gold and because he’s dong such a great job with the economy he’s making all the working men and women rich
• Even though officially it’s the Honest Act you know everyone will think of it as the Pelosi Act. It’s also a genius trap - if you vote against the Pelosi Act that means you are for insider trading. I can almost see the campaign commercials now

Jokes from the past week's news offerings. At least they were funny to me.