Today's Thoroughly Enjoyable Piece of Reading

Pauly at Tao of Poker has a very enjoyable piece up. It has lines like the following:

"He should be dead," Vinny explained. "No one drinks that much and lives."

He reminded me of a used car dealer who's a part time pedophile.

And my favorite:

It was as though he learned all of his dance moves from watching porno movies.

Read the whole thing.