Showing posts with label farts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label farts. Show all posts

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Love is the Fart



Love is the fart
Of every heart;
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend when 'tis let loose

- Sir John Suckling

Friday, August 03, 2018

Friday, April 15, 2016

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

I think political debates would be much more interesting if A: only the microphone of the person who is supposed to be speaking is on and B: if they took place inside giant Faraday cages with giant electric bolts being fired when a speaker goes over their allotted time... What a hero looks like... Who knew? They are looking to re-make the movie Death Wish with Bruce Willis playing the Charles Bronson role... I'd vote for Tim Tebow if he was running for Congress in my District... Speaking of politics - I think if the names Frank Castle or Matt Murdock were put on the ballot in the election of New York mayor there's a good chance they'd win. Or maybe I'm still in my Daredevil Season 2 refractory period... Louis CK will definitely make a profit (eventually) off the critically acclaimed Horace and Pete... All New England Dunkin Donuts should be sent a picture of Pablo Sandoval with the instructions "Do not sell this man donuts!"... The Internet was built specifically for things like this... Hairy Toilet would be a good name for a punk band... Robots were developed specifically for tasks like this... Internet fact of the day - Alaska is so big it could fit the State of New Jersey into it 75 times...

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Farts

Interesting study on human flatulence. The main take-away is that women's farts are actually smellier than men's farts but because men are generally larger - they produce more volume of gas. Plus I think guys are programmed to "let er rip" more so than  women.

The study was from 1998. Since then science has come out with activated charcoal underwear.  I guess noise cancelling underwear will be next.