Fenway Gives Red Sox Players More Cowbell

I was amused by this quote from David Ortiz in yesterday's Boston Globe:

''I keep telling the new guys. Wait until you play your first game at Fenway. You might need a diaper."

That quote reminded me of rock legend Bruce Dickenson - his quest for more cowbell and his promise:

Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers.

I have the feeling that before David Ortiz is done - the Red Sox will all be wearing gold plated diapers. I got a fever and the only prescription is more Red Sox!