Jokes from the Week in News

Have to look at the humorous side of the news - else you might go crazy.

• The Trump Administration announced they will be launching potential RICO charges against George Soros. When reached for comment Soros said, "Who's that trip-troping over my bridge?"
• Would be funny to have a betting website called Rick Kottite's Picks where "he" picks the worse possible sides and people make money fading him. You could also track national media picks to choose who is the modern Kottite.
• I’ve become like a old toddler who gets cranky if I’m hungry or tired and missed a nap
• Think in many ways this country was living in “BC” - Before the assassination of Charlie” and now we are living in “ADC” - After the Death of Charlie times.
• Thirsty Apostles would be a good name for a bar
• Think President Trump is right in that there may not be a need to outlaw pharma ads if they are just required to list every possible side effect in every ad. A 30 second ad becomes a full minute and people are disgusted by all the negative things the drug being pushed may do
• Bustle and Confusion would be a good name for a website or Substack account about what the corporate media got wrong the previous week in their haste or in their bias. There would be no lack of content for this forum
• Business idea: an app where a blockchain is assigned to a meme or a joke so that if someone tries to reuse it without attribution proof can be offered that it was taken without permission. In addition to the blockchain - a watermark could be applied to cement proof of ownership
• What are the chances that millions are donated for a Biden Presidential library but those in charge only came out with a bookmobile. The rest went to graft. That would be fitting in a way
• Business idea: if you called something the Navy Seal Hell-Week of Dildos it would be a big seller

Jokes from the past week's news offerings. At least they were funny to me.