Monday, September 29, 2025

Jokes from the Week in News

Have to look at the humorous side of the news - else you might go crazy.

  • Jimmy Kimmel's already dismal ratings are reportedly down 70% since he returned. We are quickly getting to "If Jimmy Kimmel blames Trump for nobody watching his show - does he make a sound?" territory.
  • It’s being reported that a number of people at the DOJ and FBI are threatening to quit over the indictment of James Comey. To paraphrase a quote, “You have to let the deep state people threaten to quit so we know who the deep state people are”
  • With all the recent political revelations the indictment of John Bolton has been overlooked. Then again he’s been an afterthought for some time now
  • Corporate media: “We were lying to you all during Russiagate but you can trust us now - the prosecution of James Comey is political”
  • Wizard of Oz: “Never mind those 274 plain clothes agents embedded in the crowd of peaceful citizens”
  • Headline used to be “Ford to NYC: Drop Dead.” After this week's news the headline could easily be “Trump to NYC: Drop Dead”
  • If you are a pregnant mom with severe TDS and are willing to put your child’s health at risk by defiantly taking Tylenol - you should take a long look in the mirror because I don’t know what to tell you
  • Tim Walz wants to know if pregnant males can still take Tylenol
  • The left turned its back on crime in the 1970's and it spawned some great film making. So where are our great movies coming from the last four years?
  • Business idea: Re-release Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth but as a comedy with a laugh track over any predictions that never came close to coming true. It'd be a hit!
  • Have the feeling the sarcastic phrase "Thanks Obama!" will make a comeback shortly

Jokes from the past week's news offerings. At least they were funny to me.  

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