July is American Beer Month and in honor of that fact I have decided to post some of the thoughts on beer, delicious beer from one of the country's foremost gourmands - Homer Simpson:
1974:
Guidance Counselor: Homer, do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? Stay out late, drink a lot of beer
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
Homer: Oh honey, I didn't get drunk. I just went to a strange fantasy world!
Glen: Why don't you come chat with us at our welcome centre?
Homer: Will there be beer?
Glen: Beer is not allowed.
Homer: Homer no function well beer without
Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle – they're on TV!
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems!
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