SJ.com Still Down

Sports journalism held hostage day 6.

Six long days and six equally long nights. Webby, my Webby why have you forsaken us? (Rich Johnson sits back and laughs, "This never happened while I was running the board.")

In a related story - productivity at the sports desks at major newspapers across America is up 26% and the wives of many sportswriters begin to wonder if the renewed interest in their sex lives is due to a spouse secretly taking Cialis or Excyte.

Conspiracy theories abound. Webby was really Andy Glazer. Don S. uses the lawyers from his new corporate behemoth to finish a job he started long ago. Bandwagon boy strikes again! This was a clever intervention to help break Dooley of his Internet addiction. Webby and Moddy abducted by aliens! The truth is out there.

The vigil continues.