Meet the Fockers

I have no intention of going to see this movie - mostly because comedy sequels never quite live up to expectations - Caddyshack II anyone? The movie is tops at the box-office so I guess plenty of people are seing the movie based on members of a dysfunctional family getting together.

Just for fun - here's what the notorious A-List says about the stars of the movie - talk about dysfunctional:

DeNiro, Robert. "Stupid and boring." "Socially lost, but a total gentleman to work with." "A big weirdo; he once complained that our coffee was too expensive!" Ho-hopper; linked to prostitutes both domestically and internationally. Prefers African-American women (and, if one rumor is to be believed, women who prefer bubble-gum to beer). Linked with Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Calista Flockhart, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, Ashley Judd, Uma Thurman and Shelley Winters.

Stiller, Ben. "Uptight prick." Linked with Janeane Garofalo, Christine Taylor, and Jeanne Tripplehorn.

Hoffman, Dustin. Obsessive, conceited perfectionist. "Quite shy."

Streisand, Barbara. "Everything she sings is charged with self-loving vulgarity." Vain & egotistical harridan; legendary for being difficult to work with--perhaps the worst such in the history of Hollywood. Grotesquely bad taste in interior decorating. Notorious tightwad despite her wealth. Had a videotape of her having sex with two-bit actor James Brolin stolen from her house. Affairs with Andre Agassi, Warren Beatty, James Brolin, Richard Burton, Gary Busey, Bill Clinton,Clint Eastwood, Sam Elliott, Milos Forman, Richard Gere, Elliott Gould, Peter Jennings, Don Johnson, Kris Kristofferson, George Lucas, Liam Neeson, Ryan O'Neal, Elvis Presley, Robert Redford, Omar Sharif, Tommy Smothers, Pierre Trudeau and Peter Weller.

Wilson, Owen. Has used hookers in the past, who report that he's great in bed. Heroin addict. Linked with Sheryl Crow, Susanna Eng, and Gina Gershon.

Blythe Danner and Teri Polo are probably very thankful that the A-List hast gotten around to listing them. Tommy Smothers?