Anna Benson

I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. Let's take a look at some of Miss Einstein's quotes:

"We would never, ever have signed with New York if they had said they were going to trade us," said Anna Benson, 29. "I was Miss [Politically Correct] for the Mets the entire time I was there."

First your husband signed with the Mets because they gave him a contract way bigger than anyone else was offering (he was last year's BJ Ryan). And you politically correct? Aren't you the one quoted as saying you'd sleep with the entire team if you caught your husband cheating?

"How are they going to sit there and say it's so controversial when they sign someone like Delgado, who turns his back on our flag?" Anna Benson said.

Its not his flag - he's not an American. He also said it won't be an issue this year (Toronto did not have a rule saying you had to stand for God Bless America).

"Playboy is all-American. Everyone from Marilyn Monroe to Cindy Crawford has posed," fumed Benson, who once posed topless for Penthouse. "They didn't turn their back on the flag."

I'm going to leave this one alone because honestly I do want to see her naked.