If I Were On Saddam's Defense Team
If I were on Saddam's defense team I would say Saddam Hussein is guilty of everything he's being charged with but that my client was not Saddam Hussein. I would say that my client was just an unlucky Hussein "body double" who has been mistaken for Hussein. I would force the jury to watch the movies Dave and Moon Over Parador as proof that my defense is plausible and to raise a reasonable doubt.
Then when the jury finds my client guilty - I'd cash my check (making the jury watch those movies would help with my hourly rate) and I'd get a nice big steak.
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