Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

OK now I’m convinced those two guys doing the Cingular commercials are gay. First they are at the game at night and then at breakfast the next morning reading the morning paper and drinking Starbucks? Yup – they’re gay… Is that Christian Slater’s voice in the Auto Trader commercials?... Speaking of commercials – have you seen the McDonald’s commercial where the spaz guy (did you see him swing a bat in the batting cage?) sips a McDonald’s coffee and realizes he’s been married for 10-years? What is McDonald’s message for that commercial? That their coffee tastes great to people who are clinical morons?... Separated at birth? Vern Lundquist and Mr. Toad from The Wind and the Willows? (I should also note that I really like Vern and think that him and Bill Rafferty are the real “A” team for CBS basketball coverage)... Wow – this was the greatest game for game tournament in my memory. If they come out with a DVD of highlights – I’m buying it the day it comes out… Yannick Noah my be Joakim Noah's father but it seems like sonny has a lot of John McEnroe in him (especially the whining ad grunting)… Is Villanova the only team that is abbreviated using the end of the name instead of the beginning? Nova? That’s also Spanish for “no go” which is apt because the Final Four this year for Villanova is a “no go”…