Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Heh Heh

From Big Stupid Tommy - pure comedy genius. Some of my favorite lies:
A group of walruses (walri) is referred to as a "cretch."

There is no word in Russian for "pre game warmup." There are 119 for "hangover."

The movie Mystic Pizza is a thinly veiled allegory of Harry Truman's presidency.

Celery, if you think about it, is meat.

The National Anthem of Bulgaria is "Ice Ice Baby."

The scene in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, where Jonathan Winters destroys the gas station? That was real. He got mad when somebody took a picture of him taking a dump.
I mean you could actually tell some of those lies in a bar and people would believe you.

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