While reading Lileks today (like I do every day) I was struck by something he said:
My life today would have been much easier if I hadn't been struck with the vision of a former president taking the podium in Boston to announce "I'm Bill Clinton, and I'm reporting for booty!"
First off that's funny but I'm having a similar issue. My life would be much easier if a friend hadn't pointed out to me that the Kerry campaign is having so much difficulty because August is National Anal Sex Month and they're just taking it in the ass. Sorry to be so blunt and sorry if that imagery will stick with you (at least then I won't be alone - it's worse than having the Macarena stuck in your head on an endless loop).