Joke of the Day

Not much happening so I thought I'd toss a joke out at you:

Young man was working in the produce department of a large grocery store chain. One day a guy about the size of Shaq asked him for half a head of lettuce. He told the big man he would be right back and went through a set of doors where his supervisor was working. Little did he know that the giant dude was right behind him. When the young man saw his boss he hollered, "Hey boss, some big dumb son of a bitch wants to buy half a head of lettuce." When he turned around he realized the big hulk was standing behind him. He then quickly told his boss, "And this fine gentleman wants to buy the other half."

Well the supervisor was impressed with the young man's quick thinking. He asked the young guy if he would consider taking a management position. The youngster replied, "Sure, where at?"

The boss told the kid, "We have an opening in a store in Canada."

The young man said, "Canada! The only things in Canada are whores and hockey players."

Upon which the boss replies, "My wife is from Canada."

"Oh yeah", says the kid. "Which team does she play for?"