Vijay Singh - the World's Number Two

OK - I admit that sometimes I'm as mature as a 10-year old boy. This is one of those times. I just heard Vijay Singh described as "the world's number two" on ESPN. Maybe its because they didn't add in "player" or "golfer" at the end but my mind immediately went to thoughts scatalogical.

I will just die laughing if one of the announcers at the Mercedes Championship says that Vijay is "steaming".