Yup - I'm Still a Size 34 Waist

Women get to a certain age and then they go into denial. For instance I know a woman who has been 35 for 6 years now. Guys get to a certain waist size and then they go into denial. They might get to size 36 and then go into total denial about going up to the next waist size – no matter how much their pants are bursting at the seem. I think we all know some guys like that.

Wait - I am a guy like that!