The Singapore Sox Fan had this great picture of Alan Embree which reminded me that the Red Sox will probably be trading Embree within the next two days. Sure Embree's numbers were bad this year but he is left-handed and he was starting to turn it around in July. Theo Epstein will find a taker (maybe as part of a larger deal).
I just love that picture of Embree. It makes me think of a Redneck Ladies Man. Alan Embree - He's cool. He's clean. He's a love machine. Looking at that picture - can't you imagine Embree saying these words of wisdom:
What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps
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