It was a year ago yesterday that John Kerry gave his acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention in Boston. A year ago yesterday a new phrase was also entered into the lexicon of political losers.
If you ever hear a candidate utter any of the following phrases - then you can be pretty sure that you are listening to a loser:
- "I've written it all out in my manifesto..."
- "According to a strict interpretation of the bible..."
- Any phrase that references "Mother Earth" (or "Captain Planet" for that matter)..
- "In accordance to the prophesies..."
- "My main goal is to unleash the wonders of modern chemistry..."
- "You may know me from such movies as..."
- "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty..."
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