Saturday, July 30, 2005

John Kerry - Reporting for Duty



It was a year ago yesterday that John Kerry gave his acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention in Boston. A year ago yesterday a new phrase was also entered into the lexicon of political losers.

If you ever hear a candidate utter any of the following phrases - then you can be pretty sure that you are listening to a loser:

- "I've written it all out in my manifesto..."

- "According to a strict interpretation of the bible..."

- Any phrase that references "Mother Earth" (or "Captain Planet" for that matter)..

- "In accordance to the prophesies..."

- "My main goal is to unleash the wonders of modern chemistry..."

- "You may know me from such movies as..."

- "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty..."

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