Monday, July 11, 2005

The Biggest Sin in Sin City

At the World Series of Poker if you drop an F-bomb then you will be assessed a 10-minute penalty away from the table (meaning you will be paying the antes and small and big blinds without the opportunity to actually play a hand for 10-minutes). However, if you are caught smoking you will be disqualified from the tournament.

I don't smoke but this seems really excessive. I bet you could whip out your c*ck Lyndon Johnson style ("Do you think Ho Chi Min has a d!ck like this?") and not be disqualified but smoking does the trick. I find that perversly amusing.

Oh and our second favorite baseball wife - Anna Benson was assessed a 10-minute penalty for dropping an F-bomb. She asked if there were any other banned words and when told no she tested it out by using every cuss word she could think of. Rumor has it that Anna said every dirty word and phrase George Carlin ever heard and then some. Good for you Anna!

Mrs. Jose Lima remains this sites favorite baseball wife.

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