The Googlestains' B Book
(Read this again to my daughter tonight and thought my version was worth a repost)
Big brown bear
Big brown bear, blue bull
Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon
Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles.....
Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles biking backwards....
bump
BAM
Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles biking backward, bump black bug's bananna boxes...
Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles biking backward, bump black bug's banana boxes and Billy Bunny's breadbasket....
Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles biking backward, bump black bug's banana boxes and Billy Bunny's breadbasket and Brother Bob's baseball bus...
Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles biking backwards, bump brown bug's banana boxes and Billy Bunny's breadbasket and Brother Bob's baseball bus and Buster Beagle's banjo-bagpipe-bugel band...
and that's what broke Baby Bird's balloon.